I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
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My dick has a subreddit
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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