No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
What drink are we having for lunch?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
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