you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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