It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
should my penis look like a turkey
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
