Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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