Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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