After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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