is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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