please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Randomize
