I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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