i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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