the day after is always just damage control
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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