i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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