My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Randomize
