So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
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she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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