Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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