I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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