Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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