We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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