Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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