The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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