It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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