1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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