look no pants
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
this will be a night to untag.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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