the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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