OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We were destined to go to rehab together
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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