I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
we made out on top of his cat.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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