There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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