Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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Green mimosas i think yes
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I think a kid would responsible me up
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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