This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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