...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
