yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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