love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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