I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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