so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
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I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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