so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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