So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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