At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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