According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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