you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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