I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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