Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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