he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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