is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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