She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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