He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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