Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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