OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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