There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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