just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
Randomize
