She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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