The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
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i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
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I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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