You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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